Indeed Ze Frank tag. It's active.

The other day I overheard a very, very large woman talking to her friend about how a mutual friend of theirs wouldn't let her kids eat more than 6 pieces of halloween candy a day and that regulating it at all was a "horrible" thing to do to kids.

She was around 5'4" and definitely on the 300 side of 250.

That said, he makes a grave mistake: if you're like me and you like the Necco Wafers, you can take advantage of the customary 1.5 crap-to-chocolate exchange rate to really clean up. Just make sure the other parties don't know what you're up to, and be sure to win a few Almond Joys to mask your true goals (you'll need them to pay your Mom and Dad Tax anyway).