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Holy shit, the guy from Wings is in this.
Jason Alexander is in this. And Cheryl Hines! Did they all rake up massive drug dealer bills? I think someone posted the commercial for this sometime back, but man. Zipping through this was painful. I actually found this on Youtube before but didn't submit it. It is pretty awful.
I will say that I enjoy the parents, who are played by the same actors that play the parents in the cartoon. They have some comedic chemistry but good lord I am uncomfortable with the plot of this movie.
In case you don't want to torture yourself, a 22 year old man has a bunch of 8 year olds for friends because he never left elementary school. Uh...uh...what? I am just so not okay with you, movie.
Seven Arts/H8 Red
In one of the recent Fairly OddParents cartoons, Timmy Turner secretly prevented his entire town from aging fifty years ago. FOP gets off on making Timmy a literal manchild.
That was schizophrenic and weird. Sometimes entertaining, mostly ham-fisted and stupid. And it lasted an hour.
Skipped ahead to the farting teacher at 7 minutes, skipped ahead to jason alexander in a wig saying 'don't worry wanda, you'll always have me'
i think i've seen all i need to see!
Forgot all about this, now I know about it again. DAMN YOU THEMILKSHARK.
I can't shake the image of Jason Alexander in the green wig. It is the ultimate wigged Jason Alexander.
I just checked out the ending ... so Timmy drives around in a van and tells children he has something magical to show them if they can keep a secret.
I'm astonished at how tone-deaf they are to the core premise of their show (i.e., a kid learning to grow up). They could have made huge chunks of this movie work, if it were framed with the fairies trying to show Timmy his fate if he insists on remaining a kid; so I have to wonder why they opted for the worst possible direction on this.
Still, the Club Scum M.C. from "Hobgoblins" is in here, and that's something.
If the cartoon teaches kids to grow up, they wont watch kids' cartoons at 35, losing all that Adventure Flap Brony Money.
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Maybe this is Nickelodeon's hateful way of admitting they have too much money.
In the cartoon, everyone plays the same character-type: a dumb idiot who shouts their lines. Butch Hartman probably has to replace the "1/!" key after so many scripts.
And yes, just in case you guys were worried, there will be a Christmas-themed sequel.
You'll all be happy to know that a sequel has been made and is going to air in a few weeks!
I watched about five minutes of this and gave up. I shamefully chuckled at Cosmo's Beyonce reference about two minutes in.
His dad is played by the guy who does his dad's voice (as well as Jorgen's and Cosmo's voices) in the show. That's kind of cool.
SECRET AGE CHECK
"In the awful tradition of Pete's Dragon."
"In the awful tradition of Cool World."
"In the awful tradition of Son of the Mask."
"In the awful tradition of The Smurfs movie."
In the awful tradition of illuminated manuscripts.
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