Wow, Shadoe Stevens. I remember him from the old Federated commercials down in LA.

"You've got about three seconds to learn to fly!"

"You've got less than that before you die!"

"Well flap your arms and suck some sky."









I am in awe. Is there a more perfectly composed scene in all of cinema?

I dunno what is terrible about this, this looks great!

I need this on DVD to put alongside my copy of Shotgun.

This is the opposite of terrible.

1:20 = wtf

I think if Last Action Hero had used this guy it would not have been horrible. And most of this script.

This is pretty much what Last Action Hero was trying to go for, but failed in doing.

Also I am pretty sure this would make less sense if I actually watched it all the way through.

I think the blonde lady was suzanne somer's replacement in three's company's later years.

In the end, none of these people, especially Robert Davi got the message. They did not get the facts; they did mess with Traxx.

The "quirk" of the ex mercenary main character was that he dreamed of being a famous cookie maker but was awful of baking cookies so he had to go back to violence for hire.

No joke

http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/article/7/9/5/151795_v1.jpg

Terribly awesome!

This is great.