memedumpster Too high up, no one could see him crying up there. I bet it will involve a park as he shoves squirrels in his eyes.
Baldr His troll-routine is less impressive than the fact that the employees tried to put a stop to it. Back when I worked at Burger King in high school, he could have been sobbing into the other end of the broiler-conveyor and I would have numbly kept on feeding frozen patties into the machine until it was time for me to leave.
Old People This being poetv, the title led me to expect a video involving much darker themes and a much fatter protagonist.