Princess of Mars

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SteamPoweredKleenex

- 2012-11-24

The Asylum always gets 5 stars for their bald-faced willingness to shamelessly rip off big-budget movies, but this was uploaded to YouTube over two years ago. "New," it ain't.

duck&cover - 2012-11-24

Sorry, I just assumed it was a ripoff of "John Carter of Mars."

lordpotato - 2012-11-24

Other way around, bro. Are you surprised?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2012-11-25

It still could have been. Disney could have announced John Carter and these guys just went and read the novel it was based on and slapped this together in an afternoon. I think the story is public domain.

garcet71283

- 2012-11-25

I dunno, Traci Lords lost a lot of her appeal after she hit 18...

Hooker

- 2012-11-25

Quite a bit of makeup on Mars.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2012-11-25

That wasn't a bucket, it was a cup. A really small cup, at that.

duck&cover - 2012-11-26

The budget didn't stretch to a bucket.

Jet Bin Fever

- 2012-11-26

I bet this still made more money than John Carter.

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