Finally, capitalism!

TRAMAPOLINE!

Strung over a mass grave of foreign invaders! ^_^

I won't be surprised if they also fell for the electric straiway to nothing scam.

not a single injury. you disappoint me, Russia.

Why was this not installed over a river in Moscow. They could have shown Paris how it is done.

"I remember when I wanted to get a trampoline, but my mother said they were too dangerous and expensive, but when I talked to the guy at the trampoline store, he told me they weren't that dangerous or expensive, and I don't think I've ever completely forgiven my mother for so blatantly lying to me like that." -Jack Handey

Trampolines are so fun, and excellent exercise.

It is a little known fact that the Trampoline Forest halted the Mongol invasion of Russia and sent their hordes packing back to their steppes. It's true.