StanleyPain - 2012-12-06
Credit to Townleybomb for discovering this guy, but damn did this to hit the front page, STAT.
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EvilHomer  - 2012-12-06
God help me, this is beautiful.
That tiger in the picture factors heavily into his sexual fantasies, and he's written a few tiger orgy stories. Here's a semi-SFW excerpt, starring our hero, his tiger, and a bunch of girls he stalked back in highschool:
"Jenna allows. Heather Strouse then puts Justin Coolidge in the female orange bengal Tiger's mouth, the bengal tiger swallows Justin Coolidge whole. Justin inside the orange bengal tiger's stomach screaming and hollering but no one can hear Justin. a few hours later the orange bengal tiger's digestive juices start doing their work, digesting Justin Coolidge alive, after another hour Justin Coolidge is fully digested And leaves the stomach, on through the liver, into the small intestine and into the large intestine, then the orange bengal tiger poops out what's left of Justin's remains, his bones covered in poop"
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TimidAres - 2012-12-06
This guy was born for poetv.
Every moment, every star, every bouncer, every earmite,
every goddamned miraculous comment that has ever been submitted to this site, has culminated to this point.
I cannot express the feelings Im having at the moment, its almost a sense of wonder or nostalgia. This is the most poe-y thing Ive experienced since I stumbled upon this oasis back in 2006. Like watching Chris-chan for the first time.
It must be fate.
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EvilHomer - 2012-12-06 May the propeshies be fulfilled, brothers. Our years of gangstalking have born their bitter fruit, now He slouches towards Bethlehem to be born.
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2012-12-06
Look at the guy riding the Moltres and he's gone!
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Uulanbaatorbaby - 2012-12-06
I thought PoE had reached itīs Freak Peak with Chris-Chan, but God help me, I was wrong!
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TimidAres - 2012-12-06 Im staking an early claim on this goldmine.
Go JustinRPG Go!
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Macho Nacho - 2012-12-07 Someone hasn't heard of Zoojay and his songs about his lust and sexual adventures with huskies.
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Spaceman Africa - 2012-12-07 When you find out about Justin's affection for Pokemon feces it gets a lot worse
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EvilHomer - 2012-12-06
Damn. Uh, sorry guys. I was trying to submit his "Blue Flare" song using my phone, and I think something got screwed up. There's now TWO submissions in the Hopper, side by side, same damn thing. One isn't working on my browser, so feel free to downvote the hell out of whichever one is buggered.
Or both, just to teach me a lesson about trying to submit on my phone.
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Miss Henson's 6th grade class - 2012-12-06
My God, he does covers, if you can call them that, of the Cars' "Just What I Needed" and Modest Mouse's "Float On," too.
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Old People - 2012-12-06
I love it, but I'm also calling bullshit on it. Someone tell me why this guy isn't fake.
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StanleyPain - 2012-12-06 The account these videos are on is not the actual account of "JustinRPG." Apparently, from what I've gathered, he closed his YT account and these are re-uploads from people who've been trying to keep his videos alive. Every now and then, the real JustinRPG files copyright DMCA shit against the re-uploads and they disappear again. There's info about him on the net and he seems like, were it not from retreating from YouTube, he'd be the next Chris Chan.
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EvilHomer - 2012-12-07 This is why Obama needs to make the Prime Directive mandatory and use Homeland Security to actively hunt down nerds who flaunt it. Far too many exhibits go dark before their time these days.
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Old People - 2012-12-06
Curiouser and curiouser. Thank you for the info, Stanley.
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White Trash Party - 2012-12-06
He's real alright. Been around for a little while. He sometimes shows up to tell people to take his stuff down. He has a facebook somewhere too where he and his "bride" talk back and forth to each other.
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EvilHomer - 2012-12-07 You knew about this? You knew about this and you DIDN'T TELL US?
Go stand in the corner until your father gets home. Then we're going to have a very long talk about what you did.
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White Trash Party - 2012-12-07 Haha the videos are actually new to me! Woulda put them otherwise here. They are like pieces of art.
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Rudy - 2012-12-07
Growlith is dead
Miss him
Miss him
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-12-07
More! More!
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