This is the platonic ideal of Top Gear. "Ow! Ow! I'm on fire!"

Jeremy: Brute force and ignorance. May: Elegant but innefective. Hampster: Looked good, then sank.

This had me crying with laughter.

One of the best.

"So you think that a VW campervan, left to its own devices, will FLOAT?"

perfect

tits-up at the finish line.

You! You owe me a million pounds!

I pretty much came at the Magnum P.I. theme.

1 million stars for the Hilux taunting jeremy with its fire.

Is that your car?

When is Amphibious Challenge 2 going to get ripped? Thank the dark ones for the new season of Top Gear and BBC2.

Fuck Top Gear. TV for cunts.