THIS. IS. AMAZING.
Also, YET ANOTHER Cloris Leachman/Christopher Lloyd joint... do they share an agent down there at the bottom of the barrel?
Spastic man, spastic man, flails his arms as fast as he can!
He'll get some FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!
It took me hours of internet research and wrestling with denial to realize that this isn't a shitty cut scene from a shitty game.
Five more ghost stars for the theme of this movie appearing to be "buying generic products is wrong."
He couldn't have had any idea of what the finished product would be could be? Lie to me, tell me be couldn't.
It depends. Originally, this movie was going to be a brand-name whore unlike any other, but the advertisers pulled out. Whether or not he recorded his lines before or after the budget was reduced is the question.
|Killer Joe |
As the camera panned into the chips, it took a good goddamn minute to figure out that the voice was coming from the inanimate bag of chips, that couldn't even be bothered to have the fucking logo of not-a-pirate move it's lips.
"Arrrgh - They're salty!"
A livestream of this whole movie was posted not long ago.
The whole thing is also on YouTube. I've seen the whole movie, like, three times now just from hanging out with people in the chatroom and sort of MST3King it. It is such an amazingly bad film with so many awful ideas. It never ceases to fascinate me how awful it is...I catch myself watching 10 minutes or so every time the damn movie is mentioned.
Oh, also worth mentioning: pretty much every conversation between two characters is like this. One character (or both) is constantly moving around and flailing like a moron while the camera pans all over the place. I would actually argue that watching this film on anything other than a small window on your PC would induce nausea.
I was entirely too high to be prepared for that level of spastic hilarity and consequently I have to change my shirt.
|Jet Bin Fever |
I've watched this 3 times so far, and it's all just incredibly unsettling. It's like watching people gesticulating in awkward oversized mascot heads, only poorly animated instead of live action. It's really disorienting and hurts my mind.
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