Bort - 2013-01-11
Two girls from a country that's crazy for lutefisk aren't fond of American chocolate. Not sure what to make of that.
I'd ask them to try Necco Wafers, but I get the feeling they'd just break my heart.
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augias - 2013-01-11 Have you ever eaten chocolate made in europe, Bort? I think if you had you wouldn't have been so glib.
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Bort - 2013-01-11 You mean like I get every so often at the German import shop? Yeah I've had it, and while it's better than Hershey's, it's not so much better that Hershey's should taste like poison. I suspect there's a whole different palate at work; for all I know they'd go positively apeshit over clove Neccos.
That said, nothing beats a good Spekulatius.
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2013-01-11 Hershey's is low quality waxy chocolate. You can get American made high quality chocolate right in the US (try Green and Blacks). You can get quality European chocolate in the states (try Lindt). Here you can even get high quality South American chocolate straight from Columbia and Venezuela, and it's amazing.
I also love Milka.
Even Cadbury's chocolate is better than Hershey's, and right now they're under the same umbrella - even though they are manufactured completely differently.
I don't think you have a good palate, Bort.
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EvilHomer - 2013-01-11 If you chocolate snobs think Hershey's is bad, you obviously haven't tried Palmer's.
Don't get me wrong, I'm also an incorrigible hipster when it comes to the brown stuff, but Hershey's is perfectly edible. And, as much as I love hazelnut liar chocolate, the fact is that Europe produces some pretty crap stuff, too- Kinder chocolate is a lot of fun, but unless you've got fond childhood memories of eating their Eggs (which, incidentally, are banned here in the States by order of the FDA) I really can't recommend it over Hershey's.
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poorwill - 2013-01-11 "Even Cadbury's chocolate is better than Hershey's" Cadbury's is very good chocolate.
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HarrietTubmanPI - 2013-01-11 I'm aware there is worse chocolate out there. I just don't remember the bad stuff. Cadburys is owned by Hershey's now, so that's why I mentioned it.
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EvilHomer - 2013-01-11
They hate Hersheys?! Bitches. Let's go burn down their embassies!!!
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sjohnson301 - 2013-01-11
Nothing to see here, aside from one attractive Danish girl. Certainly not worth 8 minutes of your time.
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Hooker - 2013-01-11 I agree that this sucks, but out of curiosity, since you threw down your opinion here and everything all SUGAH RAIN like, which one of these have you decided is the attractive one?
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EvilHomer - 2013-01-11 Would not. Either of them. Their faces are all blocky, makes 'em look like bulldogs.
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Eroticus E - 2013-01-11 The casual sexism tossed around by the supposed liberals in this place is fascinating.
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EvilHomer - 2013-01-11 No liberals like pretty girls.
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Hooker - 2013-01-11 I hope I didn't come off like I was saying that they're both ugly; I can see how my comment could be read that way. I'm just rather baffled that two women that look nearly identical can still be split by some guy into one being attractive and one not.
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chairsforcheap - 2013-01-12 sigh... he's referring to the thinner one with high cheekbones. They're both cute as hell though.
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cognitivedissonance - 2013-01-11
Old Man Hershey was a cheap Pennsylvania Dutch bastard, and although he was an AWESOME cheap Pennsylvania Dutch bastard, he wasn't going to let a little spoilage ruin his milk for his milk chocolate. That's why Hershey's tastes slightly sour.
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Old_Zircon - 2013-01-11 There's chocolate in Hershey's? I always thought it was mostly carnauba wax and artificial flavors.
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Bort - 2013-01-11 Munchy crunchy chocolatey cocoa stars for CIWB.
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Aelric - 2013-01-12
I see these girls are big fans of teeth.
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