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Desc:A man is angry at Screw Attack for saying Superman could beat Goku
Category:General Station, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:nerd, Superman, dental plan, goku, god mode
Submitted:thebaronsdoctor
Date:01/31/13
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Comment count is 31
Xenocide
If Goku's so great, why don't you take him out of the action figure box and play with him?
Cena_mark
This guy is clearly biased towards anime characters. He tries to say he isn't, but his room is full of anime collectibles and manga and I don't see any American comic stuff.

Cena_mark
Popeye could defeat them both as long as he had an unlimited supply of spinach.
Xenocide
Popeye once beat up the sun, knocking it unconscious with a single blow.

Unlimited spinach? He wouldn't need more than half a can for these chumps.

Crab Mentality
Batman would just use anti-Goku spray.

Old_Zircon
I want some high visibility nerd site like Screw Attack to make a "Goku vs. Popeye" video so badly, now. The response videos would be pure gold.

Bort
If yer gonna do this right, you have to assume neither character is being written "dumb", which means neither one of them would be willing to fight for no good reason. They're not Marvel characters for God's sake.
paranex
Sorry dude, just because Goku destroyed any chance you have of hitting pussy walls during your sexual peak doesn't mean he's strong enough to defeat Superman.
paranex
You know, thinking about it, that's such a wrong thing for me to say. Sorry if I offended anyone.

RocketBlender
You must be new here. You got it right the first time.

paranex
No, I should've said he's not getting any ASS, not that he's not getting any pussy. You see, "ass" is gender-neutral and covers more bases. If he is gay or a GSM, it is a more fitting insult because I am saying his mouth-breathing slob looks and basement-dweller devotion to Japanimation have deprived him of getting laid with the gender of his preference.

Likewise, the ass is a tighter orifice, so it's an even better insult to his tiny, pinky-cheater dick that even anally, the other person can't feel it because he's not hitting ass pipe. Literally all weaboos are incapable of having sex without it feeling like a hot dog in a hallway.

Adham Nu'man
To insinuate this guy could be gay is extremely offensive to gay people everywhere.

Rudy
I, for one, would gladly eat Goku's Power Pole.

Old_Zircon
At the very least I'd make "power pole" a tag.

RocketBlender
Well, I stand corrected. You'll fit in just fine!

duck&cover
Superman would rip off Goku's dick and fuck him with it. Fuck him with his very own dick.

That's what he'd do.
duck&cover
In the ass. Yeah.

John Holmes Motherfucker
To tear off his own dick and fuck him with it would be a kindness, because if Superman used his own dick, God only knows what would happen. Do Superman's sperm have their own powers? Because of the comics code, we just don't know.

duck&cover
I conjecture that some dimensional rift, threatening the very fabric of existence, would occur.

I'll have to reread "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

Adham Nu'man
First World Problems.
chumbucket
Years of arguing back and forth.
Louis Armstrong
Duck Man would kill them both. Years of living with Bernice has made him indestructible. Perhaps Corn Fed would soften them up first however.
Old_Zircon
He might be more stronger when he has a transplanted adrenal gland. Instant transmission it outta there!

The God of Biscuits
For the "dental plan" tag
John Holmes Motherfucker
Okay, I see his point. If they're using old-school, planet-pushing Superman, that just turns the whole Goku vs. Superman question into a pointless waste of time. I am not being ironic here. No, I wasn't being ironic when i said that I wasn't being ironic.

It breaks down like this.

Superman vs X

1. If X has Kryptonite, go to 3
2 If X does not have Kryptonite, go to 4
3 X wins.
4.Superman wins.

In a related issue, who the fuck is Goku?
RocketBlender
Main character of a Japanese fighting cartoon. The kind of shit where a punch sends your opponent crashing through a mountain and he's just fine. A friend of mine in highschool was obsessed with it, and I never could really understand why. Every time I had to see it, it was at least 5 minutes of people flexing and screaming to 'power up. I'd always make fun of how characters would just stand around and wait for the other guy to finish instead of just throwing a punch. I guess it's a courtesy thing.

Every time I mocked it, he'd always inform me how the original Japanese version and comic were so much better, thought he was never able to explain why he was spending his time on that instead of 'shitty version' I always saw.

EvilHomer
The Japanese version had slightly more blood and foul language.* If you don't like the "shitty" American version, you won't like the "so much better" Japanese version.

* note: this rule is standard for every action-oriented anime show that's ever had an official Western dub. It applies to Sailor Moon and Digimon as well as DBZ.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Of course, immediately after posting, I did a Google search for Goku.

Ever see one of those stupid discussions where some guy in some HULU comments section or whatever is trying to figure out if some actor is dead or something, so he asks the people people on the site, and they all chime in with their best guesses, and you just want to slap him and say "YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET, LOOK IT UP!"

Just wanted you to know that I'm not one of those idiots.

memedumpster
Captain Marvel.
EvilHomer
Which Goku are we talking about here? There's a world of difference between kid Goku and SSJ4 Goku, so knowing where he is in his training is of the utmost importance. (Tailless) kid Goku might not be able to beat Superman, and DBZ Season 1 Goku would probably be a fair match, but as soon as he hits SSJ1 power levels? Please! Don't make me laugh! Goku would DESTROY Superman.

It's an obvious troll.
Riskbreaker
THIS IS IMPORTANT GODAMMIT! *crashes can of beer*
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