If Goku's so great, why don't you take him out of the action figure box and play with him?
This guy is clearly biased towards anime characters. He tries to say he isn't, but his room is full of anime collectibles and manga and I don't see any American comic stuff.
Popeye could defeat them both as long as he had an unlimited supply of spinach.
Popeye once beat up the sun, knocking it unconscious with a single blow.
Unlimited spinach? He wouldn't need more than half a can for these chumps.
If yer gonna do this right, you have to assume neither character is being written "dumb", which means neither one of them would be willing to fight for no good reason. They're not Marvel characters for God's sake.
Sorry dude, just because Goku destroyed any chance you have of hitting pussy walls during your sexual peak doesn't mean he's strong enough to defeat Superman.
You know, thinking about it, that's such a wrong thing for me to say. Sorry if I offended anyone.
No, I should've said he's not getting any ASS, not that he's not getting any pussy. You see, "ass" is gender-neutral and covers more bases. If he is gay or a GSM, it is a more fitting insult because I am saying his mouth-breathing slob looks and basement-dweller devotion to Japanimation have deprived him of getting laid with the gender of his preference.
Likewise, the ass is a tighter orifice, so it's an even better insult to his tiny, pinky-cheater dick that even anally, the other person can't feel it because he's not hitting ass pipe. Literally all weaboos are incapable of having sex without it feeling like a hot dog in a hallway.
To insinuate this guy could be gay is extremely offensive to gay people everywhere.
At the very least I'd make "power pole" a tag.
Superman would rip off Goku's dick and fuck him with it. Fuck him with his very own dick.
That's what he'd do.
I conjecture that some dimensional rift, threatening the very fabric of existence, would occur.
I'll have to reread "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."
|Adham Nu'man |
First World Problems.
Years of arguing back and forth.
|Louis Armstrong |
Duck Man would kill them both. Years of living with Bernice has made him indestructible. Perhaps Corn Fed would soften them up first however.
He might be more stronger when he has a transplanted adrenal gland. Instant transmission it outta there!
|The God of Biscuits |
For the "dental plan" tag
|John Holmes Motherfucker |
Okay, I see his point. If they're using old-school, planet-pushing Superman, that just turns the whole Goku vs. Superman question into a pointless waste of time. I am not being ironic here. No, I wasn't being ironic when i said that I wasn't being ironic.
It breaks down like this.
Superman vs X
1. If X has Kryptonite, go to 3
2 If X does not have Kryptonite, go to 4
3 X wins.
In a related issue, who the fuck is Goku?
Main character of a Japanese fighting cartoon. The kind of shit where a punch sends your opponent crashing through a mountain and he's just fine. A friend of mine in highschool was obsessed with it, and I never could really understand why. Every time I had to see it, it was at least 5 minutes of people flexing and screaming to 'power up. I'd always make fun of how characters would just stand around and wait for the other guy to finish instead of just throwing a punch. I guess it's a courtesy thing.
Every time I mocked it, he'd always inform me how the original Japanese version and comic were so much better, thought he was never able to explain why he was spending his time on that instead of 'shitty version' I always saw.
The Japanese version had slightly more blood and foul language.* If you don't like the "shitty" American version, you won't like the "so much better" Japanese version.
* note: this rule is standard for every action-oriented anime show that's ever had an official Western dub. It applies to Sailor Moon and Digimon as well as DBZ.
John Holmes Motherfucker
Of course, immediately after posting, I did a Google search for Goku.
Ever see one of those stupid discussions where some guy in some HULU comments section or whatever is trying to figure out if some actor is dead or something, so he asks the people people on the site, and they all chime in with their best guesses, and you just want to slap him and say "YOU'RE ON THE INTERNET, LOOK IT UP!"
Just wanted you to know that I'm not one of those idiots.
Which Goku are we talking about here? There's a world of difference between kid Goku and SSJ4 Goku, so knowing where he is in his training is of the utmost importance. (Tailless) kid Goku might not be able to beat Superman, and DBZ Season 1 Goku would probably be a fair match, but as soon as he hits SSJ1 power levels? Please! Don't make me laugh! Goku would DESTROY Superman.
It's an obvious troll.
THIS IS IMPORTANT GODAMMIT! *crashes can of beer*
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