University teachers should get three cards that represent an "automatic fail go see financial aid for a refund and never set foot on this campus again" declaration, no questions asked, per semester.

That would be amazing. I'd save mine for the students who try to grow bacteria in the refrigerator for their unknown microbe project.

In the end, that student would still be in your class arguing with the teacher...because human nature dictates those cards would be used for sex. Always.

I've had a physics professor that couldn't resolve that discussion in 30 seconds with a proof by contradiction.

Granted, every "alpha" that semester was pronounced "arFUH" and there much a LOT of referring to lecture notes.

^ was a LOT, not much a LOT.

I'll never forget the girl in one of my college classes who took every opportunity she could to rail against evolution and how she didn't come from a monkey. The worst part was that the class was an economics class!

i'll never forget the college freshman who asked a guy from england what language they spoke over there

Sensorimotor stage of Piaget's theory of cognitive development.

Do they teach nothing in schools these days?

Agreed.

OH WAIT SHIT THERE IT IS

Now that I've given my stars to you I can never give stars again

There's magic everywhere in this bitch.

Tides, how do they work?