Really he pulled it? Guy has no sense of humor then. That was amazing.

This clip is right on the Travel Channel Youtube channel, you can find it really easily. Bourdain would still be awesome though, so it wouldn't matter. Badass girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVQk 5NlGEBs

I would buy her plane tickets for her and her parents to go with me to my next show if I were him. This kid is ratings gold.

The thing about kids is that they're relentlessly honest, but that's usually not a problem because by the time they become smart enough to really say anything of insight we've taught them that honesty gets you nowhere in the real world.

But every now and then you find a kid who is young enough to still be honest, and smart enough to use that gift to its full extent. And when you do, shut the fuck up and listen to what that kid has to say. But you're going to learn something important.

"Cute kid.
She's been eating aspergers hot off the grill.
Posted Dec-2-2012 By LocalYokel (200.70)"

I'd say she should have her own television show, but she's probably too smart to want to be on television.

Damn. Girl's got a bigger pair of balls than a lot of guys. He should take her with him to Czechoslovakia.

tremendous

She won.

I can't believe that he would pull it himself. He usually has plenty of self-deprecating humor on the show. It would fit right in there.

Come on Tony, a cook should be used to getting burned.

This made me want to have kids.

Negative stars! "Czechoslovakia" doesn't exist. She is neither half-Czechoslovakian, nor are they going to Czechoslovakia any time soon without a time machine! RAGE!!

Any Bourdain clip should have a "He's hip, he's cool, he's 45" tag.