paranex  - 2013-02-22
SPRAY-ON BEARD!!!!!
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EvilHomer - 2013-02-22
The years have not been kind to him since the fall of Shao Khan. Who would have thought ripping out your opponent's spleen would get you twenty to life?
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Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-02-22
Wolverine's estranged, younger brother always made it about himself, but after being captured by Magneto for purposes to thwart the X-men, Jeff found himself quickly thrown out by a cabal of desperate minions to not associate themselves with him.
He is currently putting on a show in Vegas and has met with both Rogue and Gambit, who were just quoted as "being cool with it."
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-02-22
Holy shit, I just found out Arpad Miklos committed suicide two weeks ago.
:(
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dairyqueenlatifah - 2013-02-23 The fuck? Was he even in his 30s yet? Huh, I guess anyone can die of a heart attack, even if they're young and in peak physical condition.
Now that Arpad's gone I guess I'll have to resort to François Sagat.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-02-23 I only know of that guy from the Perfume Genius video, but he seemed like a nice enough guy.
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godot - 2013-02-23 Lots of things that build muscle (steroids, excess dietary protein etc) or self-medicate for low self-esteem (cocaine etc) are not exactly good for longevity. A Google top hit concludes:
Average Life Expectancy Of A Porn Star = 37.43 years
Average Life Expectancy Of An American = 78.1 years
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The Mothership - 2013-02-22
Stryker...STRyker... STRYKER!!!! *POW*
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Innocent Bystander - 2013-02-23
...and it ends with a pensive, distant look to the horizon.
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ashtar. - 2013-02-24
This would be really effective as in a 'scared straight' campaign, as well as being a hilarious double entendre.
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