Jet Bin Fever Sometimes you get up the wall, sometimes the wall gets you up.
Old_Zircon I came close to submitting this one myself. There's a lot of sad stuff in the related videos to that Ninja Gaiden boob physics clip, huh?
The Mothership yup, almost submitted this myself too. then thought better.
Mother_Puncher Certain game creators want you to buy games you will never beat because you will get distracted by upskirts and boobs jiggling. These gaming companies realize that knowing your audience is more important than making good games. Truly these people are Gods
Sanest Man Alive I saw "motivational fetish" and expected some kind of masturbatory training montage, like some chump struggling to rub one out to The Final Countdown while lifting boulders or punching beef in a meat locker. This is sadder by a frowny mile.
poopy When I was about thirteen I bought "Jet Set Radio Future" and I got a "stiffy" from looking up gum's skirt. That's what me and my preteen friends called an erection back then. At fourteen I coined the eve-inspired phrase: "let me blowjob your mind."