North Korean charity cake is the only thing that gets me out of my tent in the morning anymore.
What's wrong with snow-coffee?
Totally confusing America with Canada.
Plus Bird Tuesday is pretty much all we live for.
How accurate is the translation?
I'm not calling shenanigans, but I find it hard to believe that the North Koreans know about our Snow Trucks. We spend billion a year on counterintelligence operations to suppress foreign awareness of the Snow Trucks, and you want me to believe that Korean journalists STILL managed to smuggle footage out of the country?
This video has been making rounds and it depresses the hell out of me to see how many people think it's real.
A bit of actual translation comparison here:
but seriously, just listen to what he's saying - it's ridiculous.
Damn. Here I was, hoping the Koreans had hired Muhammad al-Sahhaf.
ENOUGH ABOUT THE GOD DAMNED SNOW ALREADY!
Snow and electric fans.
I shit you not.
North Korean Propganda or FOX News game
|James Woods |
Canadians also think America is like this.
So, is the point of this to make the North Korean population irate that American squalor beats the hell out of theirs?
I think it's meant to say the grass is browner on the other side. Why eat american grass, when you can eat Best Korea's grass?
I have my snow coffee everyday but catching birds has been a challenge.
I don't have the energy to catch birds anymore.
I shoot up heroin that's been cut with melted snow and then its off to my tent to sleep on duffle bags full of my dead friends.
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Well that settles it, time to seek refuge in North Korea.
Whatever, North Korea, we still have more British aid workers taking care of OUR poor than you do yours, so we win.
So according to North Korea, America is a bitter land where the poor rot in the streets beneath the faded monuments of former glories, phones aren't hooked up, and just a cup of coffee is a luxury?
They probably should have made this less reflective of, you know, North Korea.
The English dub over, while fake when talking about the snow coffee and all the birds being eaten, is actually the same in it's jist and it's sheer level of ridiculousness. The video really is trying to portray America as a wasteland where everyone is miserable and starving in the streets, and how we all wish we could be as lucky North Koreans are to live in their luxurious paradise.
It's not the first time they've made this sort of video either.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This video didn't need an 'improved' dub. They should just accurately subbed the original. It was good enough.
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