Snofee.

Its so funny it could be fake, but sadly I don't think it is. I really think North Korean propaganda must go on and on about Americans having nothing but snow to eat to make their people feel good.

This video has been making rounds and it depresses the hell out of me to see how many people think it's real.

A bit of actual translation comparison here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1a3t5j/north_korean_propa ganda_exaggerates_life_in_the_us/c8txfwt

but seriously, just listen to what he's saying - it's ridiculous.

I'm expecting they didn't actually call the snow and birds 'yummy', but since none of the footage is all that flattering, I don't think it's completely inaccurate, either.

IT'S REAL TO ME

jreid, the fact that it's fake is fine and all, but don't come with this "It depresses me that people think this is real, come on guys listen to what he's saying it's ridiculous" bullshit. We're talking about North Korea here: "Kim Jong Il never played golf but when he did he only scored hole-in-ones", "we found the the cave of the magical unicor", "our sacred God-leader was born on a mountaintop and double rainbows shined in the sky", THAT Norh Korea.

Damn. Here I was, hoping the Koreans had hired Muhammad al-Sahhaf.

So, I take it Koreans are terrified of snow?

Snow and electric fans.

I shit you not.

Electric fans.

Americans think even stranger things about their country than North Koreans.

I think it's meant to say the grass is browner on the other side. Why eat american grass, when you can eat Best Korea's grass?

I love me a steamy cup of snow.

I don't have the energy to catch birds anymore.

I shoot up heroin that's been cut with melted snow and then its off to my tent to sleep on duffle bags full of my dead friends.

It lets you know just how awful it is there, that they have to make up shit about how badly America treats its poor to try and stop their citizens from wanting to flee here.