The Mothership - 2013-03-26
This is one of my favorite parts. There is no way a child laborer could build muscle in this way, as a child slave would have no time for sleep and no high protein food to eat. Bodybuilding requires a great deal of high protein food, a great deal of rest, and surprisingly little actual weight lifting. *takes muscular beard off*.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-26 Its an interesting point. But this movie also had a guy turn into a snake.
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FABIO - 2013-03-26
It sure was nice for those slave masters to feed him 3000 calories of nutritious protein a day.
Just another example of child labor opening up opportunities for true boot strap go getterism.
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Mister Yuck - 2013-03-26
I don't care what you idiots think, this scene and this movie are masterpieces. It's right up there with RoboCop for pulpy goodness.
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EvilHomer - 2013-03-26 You know, I believe Citizen Kane and Conan tell much the same story, only from different existential perspectives. The films follow two very similar men whose lives take very similar paths, paths which ultimately diverge, due to differences in their respective hero's disposition and strength of will.
In Citizen Kane, the hero loses his childhood. After many years of hardship, he becomes a Great Man, but his victory leaves him hollow and miserable, and he cries a lot.
In Conan, the hero loses his childhood. After many years of hardship, he too becomes a Great Man. Only Conan doesn't cry. Instead he flips off his God, bangs a bunch of chicks, and decapitates Darth Vader.
Citizen Kane, for all it's groundbreaking cinematography and timeless insight into the human condition, is ultimately a product of 20th century defeatism, self-doubt, and failure. It's a dark, dismal little thing, lost forever in the cold waters of it's own lethean bog. But Conan? Conan presents us with a much more positive message, a message of perseverance, self-knowledge, and the Socratic exploration of human potential. Conan lifts his eyes to the Heavens and, with his broad, muscley arms, all slick with sweat, breaks free the chains which bind our human spirit.
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Oscar Wildcat - 2013-03-26 I ask you; how often does Orson Wells appear painted on the side panels of a smoove 70's van with water bed and bubble sun roof? Yep. I rest my case.
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DriverStabby - 2013-03-26
Has anyone mentioned the protein, calories, and rest thing, and he's a slave? No? Okay, good.
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Binro the Heretic - 2013-03-26 You'd expect more realism from a movie where a dude turns himself into a snake.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-26 STOP READING MY MIND BINRO. I said the same above :(
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DriverStabby - 2013-03-26 I heard a guy turns himself into a snake.
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EvilHomer - 2013-03-26 I thought he was a snake who turned himself into a guy?
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-26 Actually... I guess that may be true Homer. They don't really tell you.
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13.5 - 2013-03-26
TEN YEARS LATER
"Ok, you're done. Come on."
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Bisekrankas - 2013-03-26
Loving the music for this film
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Bisekrankas - 2013-03-26 And also, great commentary track
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-26 OH GOD. If you own the DVD (as I do), you NEED to listen to the commentary. There is a "best of" up here under the Conan tag I think. Oh, here it is. http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=99241
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-26
I watched this only two weeks ago for the first time in a few years. I have begun to pray to Crom again, though I do not have the tongue for it.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2013-03-27 You should've told him you're shy and then when you get a little further away from the group killed him and taken his religious vestments. Have you learned nothing?
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