I honestly can't tell if this is a joke or if he is serious

I KNEW THAT BUGS WERE ALIENS NOW I HAVE THE PROOF.

There are a lot of people in the chemtrail nutter crowd who seriously believe that alien beings that look like clouds called "sylphs" actually are trying to help humanity by "eating" chemtrails.
Every now and then I try looking for a decent video about it to submit, but there really doesn't seem to be much worth bothering with on YT. Mostly just long videos of clouds set to new-age music or something like that.

Speaking of "Chemtrails", I don't think this is worth submitting but prolific "gangstalking" video uploader StealthWaveF22Raptor has posted a video of dark "alien lines" on the clouds in Portland, and he's daring people to debunk it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1XPvDbPmvo

I'd point out that it's just the shadow of the contrail clearly visible through the cracks in the clouds, but he'd probably just reply with the usual "ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER" and call me a "SHEEPLE".

http://contrailscience.com/contrails-dark-lines-chemtrails/

I think what really grinds my gears about these people is the same thing that gets me angry at god-botherers who try to disprove evolution: Neither group understands scientific principles, yet they claim that SCIENCE! backs up their clams after running it through their broken mental processes.

I looked up chemtrails on Wikipedia, and the effects/goals of their "use" are pretty diverse, making me wonder if the loonies purporting their existence ever get into fights over if they're for mind control, weather control, etc.

It boggles my mind that people don't understand what contrails are. I was 6 when they were explained to me and even back then it was pretty simple to grasp.