Pete Campbell, just handing you that money, just handing you that money while a shitty bassist looks on.
|The Mothership |
get off me, chump!
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
"Here's your stake, kid. Twenty one dollar bills."
|Jet Bin Fever |
Absolutely astonishingly terrible.
|Kid Fenris |
"Atari is back, come pet the cat."
|Billy the Poet |
There is nothing I've seen outside of a horror movie as cruel as that timer counting down 15 minutes in real time.
Is this the engine Drakken used? Will star monsters be eating these people?
Did they just say "BAN GED"? Subliminal propaganda to keep people from getting their high school equivalencies?
Less than a minute into the game and I'm misreading words just to find something to hold my interest.
Graphics are so embarrassing that the game takes place in the dark.
They had to use those dual 32 bit processors for something.
That had to hurt.
Take it back.
|That guy |
I remember this game and not wanting to play it.
|Killer Joe |
"Three black men, one white woman, who's the real victim here? The black men relentlessly 'bang' the white woman (and, disgustingly enough, each other), all while homeless reprobates and whores look on. Gangsters betting on the outcome of gangbang contests, white women despoiled, THIS is why we need the right to arm ourselves as we see fit, keep women at home, and minorities out of parks."
-Half the internet, if the game was released today.
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