Where does one turd end and the other begin with this game system?

oh c'mon, some of those sprites had, like, at least two or three frames.

Yup, this. Also, goddamn what a boring game.

My favorite thing about the Jaguar is how it had four times the processing power of the Super NES, yet all of its games looked significantly worse.

A friend of mine got a Jaguar and it came with Kasumi Ninja, I'd never heard of this game before I found this video (by googling "worst Jaguar game").

Has been console market dominating company wishes to reclaim glory, throws a lot of money at a bunch of people who don't know what they're doing, leaving no money to give to third party developers, or really any money to pay worth a shit first party developers, so instead they paid some guys in a room at their offices to churn out low budget overnight shit games and spend the rest of the money on a false advertising campaign that consisted of people literally screaming at you "OUR SYSTEM IS MORE POWERFUL THEN THE ONE YOU HAVE RIGHT NOW! SO IT'S BETTER! SO BUY IT!"

This all effectively killed said company, reducing their name from the biggest name in the business to a mere brand label for a toy company's DS shovelware.

Seriously the worst controllers ever, worse than Atari 5200. There was a a membrane keypad with at least a dozen buttons, and you were supposed to swap out different membranes for different games, for starters. It was basically like a Genesis controller with the numeric keypad that shipped with Star Raiders for Atari 2600 glued onto it, except less comfortable.

But the Doom port was better than the SNES one, so at least it had that. A friend of mine got this and I blame it for his slide into becoming a complete fuckup who was partially disowned by his family and married a woman 25 years older than him who refuses to work to help support her children from a previous marriage.