|il fiore bel |
he went from being the hamburgereatingest clown to being the childmolestingest
|Jet Bin Fever |
Amazing that this shitty clown has lasted so long while so many other corporate mascots didn't even survive the 60s.
He looks like the contents of a McDonald's garbage can achieved sentience.
So, let's look at what McDonald's customers turned 100 today!
Hmm, none of them apparently.
If that magic tray ever falls into mortal hands, billions will die. Ronald the Keeper of Oblivion, Ronald the Massacre Paused to Reflect. That which cannot be sealed up, but must never be released.
Those are some THICK CUT FRIES!
|Shoebox Joe |
What a delightfully imaginative corporate shill!
A paper cup nose? Tray hat? Magic belt product dispensing belt? I actually wish this design would come back. We need that light hearted, almost self-aware cynical vibe for today's company mascots.
I remember hearing somewhere that Scott designed this costume himself.
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