"What's magick without the fun?" - Aleister Crowley
Lucky looks like he had a stroke
These mascots look more normal and sane than they do on the boxes. It seems like every year the facial expressions on cereal box mascots represents yet another chapter of the DSM.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Play this video tape again and again until your craving for cereal drives you to murder your parents.
It's pretty obvious what's going on here if you just look around you and use your brains, sheeple.
Lucky represents Celtic witchcraft and pre-Christianized Wicca
The Smorecerer represents sorcery and calling upon spirit and other supernatural entities for their powers
Count Chocula is Chaos Magick
Frankenberry represents Voodou with a heavy emphasis on the Necromancy aspect
That god damn bee represents Druidry and whatever Pagan sect was in Wicker Man
And that rabbit is the worst of them all. He represents Goetia Demonology and that cute little saying he has is a summoning mantra he is forcing in the minds of children.
Are you all blind? Have they pulled the wool over your eyes? Wake up sheeple. Wake up before its too late
Of course one must resort to magic to shill boxes of dry corn-based sugar delivery products sold at a 3x price point.
|The Mothership |
somebody came up with this idea and executed it. what an amazing fact that is.
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