Also for making I Wanna Be Your Dog sound like numetal. This is so much less than the sum of its parts, even though it's still pretty good.

I thought Slayer WAS numetal?

My other options were her dancing to Massive Attack or Marilyn Manson.

OH. Ohhh shit. I'm so sorry. I just blurted that out, didn't I? It was such a wrong thing to say, I wasn't even thinking.

It sounded much less offensive in my head, but the moment I said it, oh man, poor Slayer. I mean, Kerry King sucks balls and all, but that was totally uncalled for on my part.

Spoken like a true brony.

There's nothing wrong with this, really, it's just that the trifecta of Slayer, Stooges and pole dancing couldn't possibly live up to expectations.

As a late 90s/early 2000s metalhead who spent most of his teenage years walking around wearing nappy Dissection and Savatage t-shirts, I know all too well how cruel and hurtful the "n"-word is.

Slayer is mediocre at best

For a metal band that actually had music videos they're great.

Were great. These days "at least they're not Metallica" is about the best I can give them.

Babymetal and Merzbow for me.

I know Caminante loves Babymetal. There isnt a doubt in my mind. I wonder if he also like Merzbow just because he's Japanese

I'd think Babymetal would be too old for him, surely?

All kidding aside, I saw a stripper dance to White Zombie once (Blood, Milk, and Sky) and it was really, really awesome.

Let me know when someone strips to Earth.

My friend is a stripper. I'll do the video when she's in town next

In the meantime, there's this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SOn-JUUOY