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Desc:...and all he has to show for it is a giant Rasta banana
Category:Accidents & Explosions, Sports
Tags:idiot, stupid, carny, not the onion, life savings
Submitted:blue vein steel
Date:04/30/13
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Comment count is 35
Old_Zircon
Yes, this was clearly the game operator's fault entirely.
Mother_Puncher
He accepted the Rasta banana
Rodents of Unusual Size
A fool and his money are soon jammin.

The Mothership
I sincerely doubt that this is the first time this guy has been that guy.
themilkshark
I wonder if he knows Walmart sells that Kinect crap for a lot less than 00
Billy the Poet
“So the next time somebody tells you carny folk are good, honest people, you can spit in their faces for me.”
BiggerJ
Neds Not The Onion tag. http://www.poetv.com/tags.php?k-not%20the%20onion-90790-.html
BiggerJ
*Needs

jangbones
"Step right up up, step right up and play Ned's Not The Onion Tag! Try your hand at this test of skill, guaranteed to baffle and amuse you with its blurry line between satire and awful reality!"

Callamon
Shit they aught to give that carney an award for teaching this dude a lesson.
kingofthenothing
Or make him the professor at a new Carney College.

chumbucket
...with tenure.

gravelstudios
Or make him CEO of a hedge fund.

Cena_mark
I love the footage of him walking around with the banana in tow. Its like his albatross. He must carry it forever to mark his shame.
chumbucket
Sadly, this made me laugh....a lot.

Cena_mark
Ah! well-aday! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Rasta Banana
About my neck was hung.

EvilHomer
Stars for Cena.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I love you so much, Cena.


chumbucket
I hope this turns "rasta banana" into a new fail meme.

Cena_mark
Buckets buckets everywhere, but not a ball did sink.

Shoebox Joe
Here you go Cena!

Xenocide
The balls in tubs overpowered him and forced him to go home and get more money.
The God of Biscuits
Yeah, this genius is clearly the first person to realize that Martingale betting strategies don't work.
EvilHomer
That'd make a great anime. Regular Joe loses everything he has to his own hubris. Now, cut adrift from everything he once loved and slowly going mad, he is cursed to journey through the grim underbelly of 21st century America, carrying a giant stuffed banana that turns into a wise-cracking animal companion (voiced by Samuel L Jackson) only he can see.
EvilHomer
That was a reply to Cena.

chumbucket
The guy's life instantly becomes a Twilight Zone episode.

Koda Maja
When your entire life savings amount to a couple thousand bucks, maybe you shouldn't be gambling any of it away.
Hugo Gorilla
There are many games of skill and avenues of gambling that have ruined or humbled people. "Tubs o' Fun" shouldn't have been one of them.
dairyqueenlatifah
Someone should have probably told him that you can get a Kinect from from Walmart for 0. Also, someone should have told him it's not even worth that.

The news reporters laughing at the end and barley being able to stop laughing to apologize for laughing are wonderful.
Shoebox Joe
I wish I could say it was because he wanted to get attention.

I wish I could say that.

Gypsy_Dildo_Factory
Cynically don't you wonder if this is just an underhanded attempt by the carnies to generate interest in the carnival. The guy looks like a carny himself, tattoos on his arms! I truly won something like that once, smaller, a big grinning crescent moon with sunglasses, obviously inspired by a then-recent McDonald's commercial with a similar character playing a piano on a rooftop to tell you that many restaurants are open later than you may have realized. A child would automatically assume it was a teddy bear-like plush toy however it wasn't even filled with batting/stuffing but styrofoam and was made in 3 peices of cheapass plastic fabric, 2 to make the body (1 seam), the other being the sunglasses and I threw it at someone's windshield in the middle of the night a couple years later. Worth 4 tickets. ? Not bragging, my friend won the same thing. I have no fucking clue what the game was but any 8 year old could beat it and get a couple hundred grams of low grade petrochemical for some card paper that cost more expensive resilient paper that cost 1/4 hour or so time and professional middle class skiiled labor (of parents)
chumbucket
Mac Tonight

Gypsy_Dildo_Factory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrIg18Uby4E&NR=1&feature=endscreen< br />
yeah! Now If someone threw its head at me off an overpass at 2AM i'd just laugh-- not go spastic flying over the f'ing median strip in my IROC Z and get all the credit next morning when I didn't really do anything creatively
chairsforcheap
i'll meetcha down at the big yellow joint
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