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Desc:why john cena and today's wrestling sucks, as told by EDP445
Category:General Station, Educational
Tags:wrestling, rant, john cena, eatdatpussy445
Submitted:zerdzer
Date:05/04/13
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Simillion
Your new boyfriend seems kind of irritable, zerdzer. Maybe you should, you know, relax him a little. wink wink. Oh, and remember to report on the size of his D.
zerdzer
where's cena_mark?
Cena_mark
I'm here. I've heard shit like this ever since the day I became a Cena mark. Just another dork living in the past. Yes, the late 90s were the best time to watch wrestling, but its time to move on. WWE is getting better and this dumbass can't even see it. This hypocrite even said he'd have been pissed if Punk ended Taker's streak. WTF! It would have been great if Punk defeated that bloated old corpse, but this guy doesn't even like Punk so fuck him.

EvilHomer
"Bloated old corpse"? Brother, I was with you on Punk beating the Taker. The Taker's had his time, and if any young buck is gonna carry the torch for the next generation, it should be Punk. Sure, I love the Taker, but it's like I said way back when I was explaining why Jericho is best wrestler: any chump can win titles in a scripted event, and it takes a real man to know when to step back and job for the up and comers.

But you just HAD to run your mouth and insult the Taker, didn't you?!?

Brother, I think it's time for you to learn some respect. Summer Slam. Hell in a Stable match. Or are you and John Cena a couple of scaredy ponies?

Cena_mark
Taker is constantly injured and he looks terrible. He is living up to his name as he looks like he's been decomposing for a few weeks out in the woods. The Taker is a so selling bastard who won't put over anyone.

EvilHomer
The guy's like 80 years old and he's been wrestling since before half the guys in the WWE were even born, give him a break!

Simillion
I still think you're all gay

mon666ster
Punk beating Taker would have made so much sense. Punk could have coasted on that as a heel for a year. Then, ressurect Taker, and put him over Punk at WM30 in the main event. Give Taker redemption in his last match. Now he either retires undefeated and thus wasting a perfectly good angle, or he puts Cena over and we all die a little inside.

Burnov
Timeless advice from a true man of our times,

Eat dat pussy fo' fo' five.
mon666ster
"Well, he probably is a great person, let me rephrase that".

It's still real to me dammit.
Cena_mark
Cena is where he's at because he's a work horse and on top of that WWE needs a poster boy who is clean and kid friendly. I commend him for his record breaking wishes for Make A Wish. Cena does it for the kids not pissy smarks.

EvilHomer
Kids today are too young to remember Hulk Hogan and Mr T. They don't have any badass, but still kid-friendly, role models to look up to. Guys who drink milk and punch people and always get to bed by ten o'clock. Oh sure, they've got Sportacus, but Sportacus doesn't put people's faces through tables. Fake or not, doesn't matter, the important thing is that Cema's there, and he cares. The kids need John Cena!

He's still a little bitch, though, and he's laming it up for everyone over the age of ten.

themilkshark
Cena does best when wrestling Internet darling heels, because then the men over 13 in the crowd have that guy to cheer for. I love when Cena's booked as the squeaky clean heel against brutal "babyfaces" like Lesnar or Ryback.

mon666ster
Cena got his spot cuz he's a good looking guy with a good physique. I'll give him all the credit in the world on the make-a-wish stuff, and I'm sure he's a very nice guy. No doubt he's the draw for the kids. But I'll be damned if I'm ever gonna cheer for a jort-wearing guy with a white rapper gimmick.

And the worst part? When the crowd calls him on how lame he is, he agrees, and then just stands there smiling lamely at them! On second thought, I'm with this guy in the video! Fuck John Cena! I'm tired of seeing this bitch!

MrBuddy
Oh for Pete's sake zerdzer! Couldn't you warn us in advance if there's going to be profanity in the video?
Toenails
When I first heard about John Cena, I wasn't to impressed by his free-style rapper shtick. His gimmick seemed lazy and his rap battles made me cringe with embarrassment.

It wasn't until much later that when I watched a couple of his movies, I was truly moved on how gloriously awful he really is. WWE Films are guaranteed crap, but "The Marine" was by far the best goddamn trip of the bunch.

Just watch it, because in the movie John Cena is tied to a chair, so he body slams the chair and escapes.
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