they are training it to season itself on that final day.

People who have pigs as pets and not pork.

Heaven forbid you get your hands dirty owning a pig, guy.

Cute and delicious. What a wonderful animal.

I can't believe I didn't rate this before.


Pigs are adorable (even the big ones that will gnaw your arm off if you give them a chance) but I have a suspicion that recreational pig owners fall somewhere between monkey moms and dog-agility enthusiasts on the mental health spectrum.