So I've been working on my OC pony. Well, ponIES; I've decided to make a whole family. They're called the Hatchets. They live just outside of Manehattan, in a circus-colored trailer on a drug farm. They are juggalos.

Appleblack (aka Ganja Twerk), AJ's half zebra cousin. She's hard working, sassy, and kind to her friends. Grows the best dern weed in all of Equestria. Represents the Element of Fam-i-ly. Cutie Mark: Pot Leaf

PsYcHo Hatchet (aka Klop Killah), juggalo pony with ICP makeup. Twerk's half-brother and on again, off again common-law husband. Sells weed by day, raps by night as part of Equestria's third best horrorcore rap ground, "Tha KKK" (Klop Killah Krew) Cutie Mark: ICP Hatchetman.

Molly Hatchet, pSyChO's filly sister. Is a blank flank, but she covers it up with a Confederate Flag stick-on-tattoo. Best friends with Babs Seed. Meth addict.

Maw Hatchet, morbidly obese pony. Can't leave the trailer because she's too fat. Cutie Mark: Can of Pabst and a bowl of butter.



My first fan episode will have them trying to convince the ICP to let Equestria host the Gathering this year. Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope are ultimately unable to make it (due to passport issues and legal problems stemming from Equestria's strict import tariffs), but not before everyone learns a valuable lesson in the importance of friendship and flossing after every meal.

I'm hoping to get Tila Tequila to voice herself.

5 for a blasted Scott Hall

Man what did Juvenile do?