And they having jobbing to the undead.

I really hope that wasn't Matt Hardy getting ripped in half a la Day of the Dead. Both because the Hardy Boys were my favorite tag team ever (true story: I wore cut-up girl's knee socks on my arms all during sophmore year of highschool!) and because a ripped in half Matt Hardy zombie wouldn't be able to perform a Biting Moonsault. Seriously, how cool would that be? A moonsaulting zombie biting off Hacksaw's face in midair?!

Honestly, though, this looks like it's going to be the best out-of-work-wrestlers-in-a-horror-film experience since Shelly Martinez played Victim # 1 in "Porn Shoot Massacre".

5 Stars for that spot.