Can you fucking imagine your best friend at your birthday like rolling up this huge crate, wrapped in festive confetti wrapping paper. He shoots you a grin, and proceeds to tear off the paper and pry open the container with a crowbar. As the side falls to the ground, you see one of these unholy things staring back at you with your own eyes. It's just you. He bought you a you.
"happy birthday man."
Just like, you all walking up to the doll, touching its face, staggering back a bit, and staring at him with wide, furious eyes,
"Jeremy what the FUCK"
Also because there's no more Portal of Evil website repository. Here it is: http://clonefactory.co.jp/
If you could somehow get this done to people surreptitiously, I would hide the heads in my friends' cereal boxes.
Perfect for stalkers.
It's like straight out of a Jodorowsky movie.
I want one of our Glorious Leader!
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My own clone! Now neither of us will be virgins!
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