Hunting?

For what? Where you left your gun? Or is this some kind of new hunting fad where you're supposed to tackle your target while wearing binoc-o-glasses?

Binoculars are so heavy!

Well, that CGI animation of the binoculars transforming into zoomies has me convinced. I'd gladly buy one, but my wallet is so far away, I can barely see it.

A set of binoculars with no magnifying distance between the lenses? SOLD!

How bad do I want to look like a martian? Lots.

Day-vision goggles.

This'll make things a lot easier when monitoring my TI.