Dammit. I really wanted to know what someone said to him the other day. I wonder if it was about waiters and female cooks.

I want to steal this character.

all men are sexist

cooking industry is sexist

Real life Kids in the Hall character...

What's wrong with being sexy?

Needs to work on the act a little.

bet he could do a great gay Jimmy Stewart

I should carry hot peppers with me all the time so when I start to bomb and my audience begins to drift I can whip them out theatrically.

Um, Julia Child? Rachel Ray? Giada DiLaurentiis? Dare I say Paula Deen?