Good.

I guarantee it.

On the other end, the prosecution's opening was fucking solid platinum.

He gets shivved in the yard or he gets shot in the street.

Dude is going to die regardless.

I like to think that the only way he can really and truly save his life is to admit that his action was in fact racially motivated, to allow himself the opportunity to be sequestered with the corrupt police and pedophiles doing a 25-to-life sentence in effective solitary.

I like to think this because I him to suffer in ways that don't take his stupid bigot life.

Also because I am a rage-faced bitch whenever his name comes up in conversation.

That may well be his only saving strategy.

He's not smart enough to take it. He's possessed by racist ego and the conviction he done been wronged. He hired a guy named "O'Mara" because he fears Jewish lawyers.

I have a margin of sympathy for Zimmerman. I think he's a stupid paranoiac who didn't mean to kill the kid. Based on the evidence I have seen, at least. I believe he should be charged with voluntary manslaughter and reckless endangerment and he should serve around 10 years in prison.

Throwing him away for life based on the evidence that has come out is excessive and overly vindictive. But fuck, I won't cry about it if he is.

I don't hope that Zimmerman gets convicted; I hope the court does its job correctly. Granted, based on everything I "know" about the case I think he's guilty as fuck, but then again everything I "know" comes from the same media that still reports outright lies in the interests of not offending either side of a controversy (where "controversy" is defined as anything that offends either side of our red/blue dichotomy).

If Zimmerman had stalked and killed a white kid named Travis Martin, this case never would have received national attention, because there would have been no controversy: Zimmerman was way the hell out of line and was looking to provoke a fight. But change white Travis to black Trayvon and suddenly Zimmerman's got supporters.

dont worry 1934, I got it

If he'd hired a Jew at least the jokes would be better.


I can't bear to subtract a star, but I wish he'd waited for someone to say "Who's there?"

You fool. This is a bold new style of comedy. We're entering an era where a joke isn't a joke unless it's preceded by a rambling, insecure pre-apology that goes on forever.

As usual, the greats saw this coming long before any of us did. I saw an old Richard Pryor special the other night. It was a 90 minute performance, and he spent 89 minutes of it awkwardly apologizing for the one joke he told that night, which he delivered just before leaving the stage. It was about a farting dog. I wept with joy.

Link please or name of special.

How can anything that Richard Pryor did be considered "new" today?

Take a close look at the people in the background. They're not saying it with their mouths, but they're still saying it.

Don't worry, plenty of people contributed to his legal fund, they support this man whole-heartedly.

#WishIWasJoking

HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED MARIJUANA?
HOW ABOUT GANGSTER RAP MUSIC?
DO THE MATH LIEBURULS

To me the most interesting part of this whole circus is how many people are now coming out saying how happy they are for every black kid in a gangster shirt that gets killed.

I mean, I hate oversized T shirts but not that much. Enough of your fashion fascism, America.

Yes, this.

*they're

Waiting for The Apollo's "Executioner" to come out and sweep his lawyer out of the courtroom...

Knock knock.

Thanks to the Stand Your Ground law, I was able to shoot before I could say "who's there?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So that he could harass and eventually murder an unarmed black teenager and be called a hero for it by other chickens.

A priest, a rabbi, and a black guy all walk into a bar. And then I shot them.

I meant to say:

"A priest, a rabbi, and a black guy all walk into a bar. I followed them in and then I shot them."

KNOCK KNOCK!

Who's there?

GEORGE ZIMMERMAN!

George Zimmerman who?

George Zimmer-man you've got my client all wrong he only wanted to take Trayvon Martin to the
GANGBANG
AT FSU
IT HAD BEEN LONG TIME SINCE HE HAD A SCREW
WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER AND IN HIS PRIME
HE USED TO GANGBANG ALL THE TIIIIIIIIiiiiiiIIIIIIME