He even acknowledges that Reagan started the program, and Bush expanded it to include cell phones in the opening text, yet somehow this is still Obama's fault.

No president would've gotten rid of this crap, nor could they. When sweeping powers are given, it takes one HELL of a scandal to un-do them. See: Watergate.

We're so apathetic I think it'd take the NSA stabbing at least 50 babies through some iPhones to even get America to notice.

I have a friend who uses the Lifeline program and it's pretty damn restrictive. I think dipshit neocons think that basically anyone (black people I mean) can just walk into a govt. office and get some fucking current gen iPhone 5 or something for free. You have to apply and prove income and this and that, and the phone you get is pretty basic...you're not getting a Galaxy or some shit. The plans you get put onto are also very streamline and basic. And yet, my friend who got the phone used it to help get his shit together, got a job, and got a better phone.
UH OH...COMMUNISMS OF GAY MUSLIM NAZISM.