I had to go to the YouTube channel to confirm this bold statement.

It is true. There's a video of Evan eating carrots and he's down right cute.

But here? If this were my kid I'd have to ask my wife why she was fantasizing about Gollum when we fucked.

crippling and disarming hilarity

Sorry about your harlequin ichthyosis, dude.

One of the loveliest teenage girls I know started life as the ugliest baby I've every seen. I was a teenager when she was born, and I remember thinking she was a hideous baby.

This is going to sound egotistical, but my kid didn't. He's three and still gets people fawning over how cute he is. I almost wish I'd started him in commercials or something from the get-go.

On the one hand, we don't want him spoiled by that kind of attention, but it's also no guarantee that he'll stay good looking through his teenage years. Me and mom aren't exactly lookers ourselves, so maybe he got some of that "two kinda-negatives make a positive" thing going. I dunno. Time will tell.

Rather than oven I like to think of it as The Vaginator