His life is just one long stream of dumb, angry misery.
I've never watched one of this fat fuck's videos; just the preview frames, descriptions and comments here have been enough. But damn, the preview for this one is some kind of masterpiece: chubby manchild in a Thundercats t-shirt, filmed from an angle calculated to draw attention to his buttersweating hamhock jowls (inadequately hidden in a thicket of, yes, wiry pubes). Behind him: a framed picture of a flying V guitar.
WAIT HANG ON I almost hit "submit" without mentioning his piggy little eyes
Those eyes are going to dissapear at this rate.
Hola amigos, it's been a long time since I rapped at ya. Got fired from the Cellular Phone company...
At this point I feel almost nothing about DX. I used to think he was a huge loser and I had massive schadenfreude every time he made a video about the direction his life was going, but now I just kinda don't care/almost feel a bit bad for him.
I'll grant that his older videos from years ago are DX basically giving voice to a lot of garbage opinions and being a generally horrible person. But having seen his life kinda fall apart and have it all documented via video blogs has stopped being funny to me and more just...unfortunate. It's almost like I wanted to see life kick him in the nuts a little bit, and now life won't stop. (though he's kinda helping it a long) Maybe I'm just getting soft in my elderly age.
DX is the pinnacle of humanity.
DemoniusX, please learn to rudimentary play a guitar and write some songs. You will find it easier than you think, and a somewhat meaningful reward to a life you do not seem to enjoy very much. Get a cheap guitar (assuming you can't afford an Old Zircon Original), preferably an electric that you can hear clearly even when it's not plugged into an amp. Go ahead and get a cheap electric tuner as well. Spend two minutes on the Internet learning what a "power chord" is and how to use your electric tuner. Spend about four days learning to strum power chords in a rhythm. After about a week of practice, you should be able to write any song comparable to angry popular music from the 90's.
Write some songs! Pick subjects you think people don't want to hear, and shout the lyrics angrily. You will be amazed at your followers. Your song about shit maggots alone should be a hit. If anyone questions your brand of guitar, call them an elitist who has never had to live life to write a song. Write a song about how much they suck.
Do not thank me for your popularity, just smile genuinely in a video for once.
I stopped watching DemoniusX videos after the one where him and a hambeast from Oklahoma make out on camera.
i like how he says "don't wanna give people nightmares", then IMMEDIATELY throws out a subconscious masturbation shake. never change, baby!
I can only imagine that he thinks ladies are birthing alien spawn while they are "so called use the bathroom"
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Holy shit, he ended up married/still together with that woman who had a terrible mother-in-law and never came out to see him?!
I miss old DemoniusX. The incredibly dense/sexist/racist one. It's kinda the way I feel about Chris-Chan; I just want to see a man bury himself, on the internet, in front of an audience of billions. I don't feel any sympathy, I just know a good trainwreck when I see one.
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