Do you think he already inappropriately sexualizes Sonic, or is that still a few years down the line?
We could go all "Boys from Brazil" by arranging for him to win a "Super Sonic" contest and then kill his dog.
And he'll have to create his own original character. Something like a combination of Sonic and Applejack. Sonijack!
Wait. Sonijack is mine. No stealing.
@glorious_pan I hope it's still down the line, but it's a matter of time before this kid draws horribly disturbing fan comics.
I fully support Sonijack, if only to take some of the steam out of the monster that is Sonicdash. I'm getting mighty sick of people pairing that grubby little hedgehog up with my Rainbow.
There's so many things shippers and OCers could do - Megadash, Starbuckdash, Rainbow Croft - why they persist on mixing her with that conceited asshole who talks like an early 90s throwback is beyond me.
After that pleasant and entertaining intro, I was not expecting that. There's no way I'm watching 15 min of this.
You can't shoot me down with your arrows of lies!
Why is it always Sonic?
No way is this kid 15.
I hope not. If he's in high school he may as well just hang himself now.
I didn't have time to watch much. He's older than 11? I can't accept that.
I was a genesis kid growing up, and absolutely loved Sonic, especially sonic 3 and knuckles. While I missed out on a Saturn (Not that I really wanted one, that Playstation was way cooler looking.), I was pretty fast to jump on a Dreamcast. Sonic Adventure was fun, and the second wasn't bad until that broken ass final area.
Those were the last good sonic games. I bought one game after that, then rented the next in case the previous one was an unfortunate fluke, and never looked back. They just kept bloating the series with more characters and less gameplay.
Shit, at this point, it doesn't even seem like Sega is even trying anymore. Every time I see a Sonic game trailer, it always looks like Sega just knows Sonic fans will buy whatever crap they churn out.
I'm surprised Sonic Team doesn't have a worse reputation than the Call of Duty developers by now. At least that game's developers give enough of a shit to make sure the game's base mechanics don't kill off the character by accident regularly.
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I could not watch this.
He's a one man autistic poeTV.
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