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Camonk - 2013-08-06

Oh fer--

You pack of idiots mean to tell me that Hooper left, but SolRo and Cena Mark are still here? Goddammit. What the fuck. You fucking assholes.

Hooker - 2013-08-06

It gets worse. Camonk came back today.

simon666 - 2013-08-06

Shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhh

Camonk - 2013-08-06

Hey hooker what's the haps. Me and you had our tangles back in the day but it's to see that blurrrrrgh fart

You're such a boring cunt, Hooker. I mean fuck's sake.

simon666 - 2013-08-06

While you two weeners are fighting, be sure to take time and vote on the resubmitted link I just uhh resubmitted.

Camonk - 2013-08-06

Way to beg for votes, Twilight Sparkle, or whatever the broad from Twilight is called.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2013-08-06

Cena Mark is love.

What have you done lately, Camonk? Not stop drug smugglers. WELL OKAY THEN.

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-08-06

Drugs? I thought those were pillows they were smuggling in for Pier 1.

EvilHomer - 2013-08-06

You know who Twilight Sparkle is, you bastard.

Camonk - 2013-08-06

I stopped like ten drug smugglers just yesterday you prick. I was like, HEY! stop smuggling them drugs.

Cena_mark - 2013-08-06

Good to have you back Cum-monkey.

Caminante Nocturno - 2013-08-06

Whenever an episode of Miami Vice leaks into the real world, the Coast Guard is there!

Blue - 2013-08-06

The drugs you don't stop.

candyheadrobot - 2013-08-06

Yeah, but if they catch them on the way in, they get a bigger cut.

Jet Bin Fever - 2013-08-06

By god, that Woody Strode look alike is right! All this time I've been sitting on my ass when I could've been sitting on my ass... IN A BOAT.

jangbones - 2013-08-06

I'm imagining the Coast Guast is slightly less glamourous

Baron_Von_Bad_Beaver - 2013-08-06

The Coast Guard sees a lot of action; I got a buddy who's in the DOG and he's seen way more action than I did in 6 years in the Marines.

I guess that's not really glamorous but whatever.

EvilHomer - 2013-08-06

One of the cops from my town used to drive around in a Dodge Viper that was confiscated from a drug dealer. Does the Coast Guard get special impound deals like that? Do you guys get your own speed boats and party yachts, where the cocktail waitresses are all secret ninja assassins?

SteamPoweredKleenex - 2013-08-06

I think the reality would be closer to barely-floating cargo ships and home-made submarines.

Dynamicuno - 2013-08-06

Hey, wasn't that guy at the end the man who gave birth to Dennis Quads baby in a movie once?

What's that got to do with the Coast Guards?

And didn't the drug smugglers see the cameras while they were being filmed?

chumbucket - 2013-08-06

Those guys looked like total smugglers.

Cena_mark - 2013-08-06

I just love this video for having the most fucked drug smugglers ever. First they're spotted by a guardian jet, then they have two choppers and a small boat on their ass and then they run right into the path of a cutter.

Jimmy Labatt - 2013-08-06

Why does LGJ hesitate on "action"? Did he forget his lines or something? Did they only have the budget for one take? Did he not buy the bullshit he was shovelling?

fedex - 2013-08-06

Action is a big word, and LGJ does not approach it lightly

garcet71283 - 2013-08-06

See your Coast Guard recruiter!***

*Recruits not provided with swimming lessons.
**All recruits must be greater than 6' tall.

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