This is more important than the Hagia Sophia.

Everything is perfect about this, including the youtube comments.

I hope Christians never learn that lesson from Islam about graven images, the comedic loss would be apocalyptic.

Why does a biblical MMORPG even give players the ability to wildly throw punches?

Exhibit #1394586573294843 of how xitians are incapable of making anything good when it comes to any form of media.

The Dream of the Rood:

http://www.english.ox.ac.uk/oecoursepack/rood/translations/ham er.html

In this Anglo-Saxon poem, the Rood (crucifix) narrates the tale of the crucifixion -- but Jesus is cast as a warrior battling sin, rather than an innocent victim to be sacrificed.

Then the young hero (who was God almighty)
Got ready, resolute and strong in heart.
He climbed onto the lofty gallows-tree,
Bold in the sight of many watching men,
When He intended to redeem mankind.
I trembled as the warrior embraced me.
But still I dared not bend down to the earth,
Fall to the ground. Upright I had to stand.
A rood I was raised up; and I held high
The noble King, the Lord of heaven above.

So the Anglo-Saxons were the first people (that we know of) to turn the crucifixion into a fight game.

Judging from those eyes, Jesus isn't just strung up, he's strung out.

This is not a MMORPG, this is The You Testament, the masterpiece of game developer extraordinaire, MDickie. It is downloadable, and I recommend everyone to play it at least once.

It is a hilarious trainwreck of a game, were jesus hands out superpowers like cotton candy, is apparently a hindu, and can, thanks to the random character generator, sometimes be a woman. He is also frequently the center of the huge brawls that break out all the time, since the game engine is based on a wrestling game.

Todd Flanders: Hooray I get to clothe the leper!!!

Rodd Flanders: "Lucky!"

They crucified Jesus, but they couldn't do anything about his gigantic mentally challenged twin brother!