Jesus, Dennis Hopper has nothing on this guy.

He's like the too sincere milk man who gives your wife advice on the drapes while you're out working your last few months before retirement as a soda jerk. He isn't having sex with her, and on a profound level that makes you sad, but the milk is always colder than at the shop.

I love the 50s/60s practice of marketing sugary junk food for energy.

I'll see your Stan Boreson Twinkie ad and raise you a Sandy Becker.
http://www.tvparty.com/g2e/sandycreme.ram

Accordion and twinkies and a dog!