1) guy in the far left who goes twice as fast
2) Beverly Hills Ninja who runs out of gas by the last kicks
3) the ladies in front who could just as well be at an aerobics class
4) guy on far right who forgot his shirt
5) every single person in the dojo is a black belt
Typical product of the McDojo. You want belts with that? That's why I found real instructors who showed me real fighting and didn't even charge me. You want
These people all need to be careful about walking around with their hands in their pockets because...they could busted for carrying concealed weapons...
At first, I was like "What am I supposed to be watching?" but then I realized it was the WHOLE THING, and now I have watched it like 10 times and I am still finding new and amazing things every time. Video of the fucking year.