He even looks like a 70's porn actor! Nice synergy, guy.
The mat he's using is also rather unsettling to look at.
For people who aren't sugar-coated dorks, that balloon sequence is arguably the creepiest segment in the entire series. Disembodied floating heads, laughing ceaselessly, all to drive a pony to utter despair. Children's television is done fucking around, people.
This needs a "Friendship is Magic: The Gathering" tag
I'm holding out for the inevitable Gravity Falls CCG myself. My entire deck will be Waddles cards. Every single turn will consist of me saying "I floop the pig." I will lose every game and have the time of my life doing it.