My favorite bit is at 6:00. Dumbing down the rules as a concession to little kids?! Preposterous! This is just one more example of how children are ruining MLP for the rest of us.
Whew. I love games, and I like CCGs. But between ponies and my wife mentioning him sounding like PSH in Boogie Nights, I could only take a couple of minutes here and there. Nice.
He even looks like a 70's porn actor! Nice synergy, guy.
The mat he's using is also rather unsettling to look at.
For people who aren't sugar-coated dorks, that balloon sequence is arguably the creepiest segment in the entire series. Disembodied floating heads, laughing ceaselessly, all to drive a pony to utter despair. Children's television is done fucking around, people.
This needs a "Friendship is Magic: The Gathering" tag
I'm holding out for the inevitable Gravity Falls CCG myself. My entire deck will be Waddles cards. Every single turn will consist of me saying "I floop the pig." I will lose every game and have the time of my life doing it.