Given that I just read how Louisiana Republicans are undecided if Bush or Obama is more to blame for the botched handling of the response to hurricane Katrina, the whole state can't sink fast enough and take as much of Texas with it as it can.

Ah, the elusive tree-eating piranhas finally caught on film!

I always suspected that the state of Louisiana would be where America's corne hole resides.

The Old Ones are coming back soon, aren't they?

Jesus fucking Christ, alligator turtles!

Good thing they have those booms to control the oil contaminated water.

*sad trombone*

Uh, Mr. Cameraman? You think maybe it's time to move AWAY from the growing hole of doom?

A small price to pay for oil, I suppose.