I saw it when I was stuck in a hotel that had HBO. I knew it was supposed to be bad, and I wasn't disappointed. I liked the cavemen-in-aircraft parts because it reminded me of Weird Al's lampooning of Rambo in UHF.

I can't remember where or when I saw this movie, but I clearly remember feeling like weeks had passed after I was done watching it.

Yeah, I was hoping for a new level of awful filmmaking until I realized the uploader had made up a fake movie title to go with the awful film I already knew about.

That said, a Battlefield Earth and Battleship mashup would be really, really bad.

You sunk my battleship earth!

They could mount some guns on the earth and then sail it around the Pacific Ocean.

Then later they can do Battlestar Earth, and have the Earth travel around in space.

I am totally going to write a book called Battleship Earth.

It wasn't the uploader, it was the lunatic submitter.

My second-hand linux-salvaged aptop has been down, and I've been waiting for a new one. in the meantime, the fact that i submitted BATTLESHIP EARTH in the title has been haunting me, and I've been waiting to get back here to fix it.

I would have left it as is.

a man after my own heart. i used to hand christian tracts (alcohol, tobacco, satanism, gambling) to strangers at parties, but never did i have the guts to keep them in my own home.

My mom volunteers at the local Baptist church bookstore, and I work in a convenience store. I got Chick tracts coming out of my ears.

you, sir, are a sick puppy.

Where do you put the coffee?

What was the first?