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I really wish there was a channel of nothing but horrible shows like this, just cause stuff like this is just breathtakingly bad. So no Stephen Dorff tag?
horrific
I'm sure the fact that magical talking dolls are usually the subject of horror has no impact on why this didn't suck.
I didn't even know there was a barrel. This is a great barrel.
It's Chucky!
Cocaine tag.
The only thing keeping that puppet from being legitimately terrifying is the awful writing.
DON'T MISS AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF "PUPPET WATCHES PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND SCREAMS AT THEM."
My god.
I want to know more about that badass karate child at the end.
Yeah, a brief but apotheotic glimpse of 80s.
My favourite part of this is the barely-holding-back-his-laughter voice when he says, "And you've got, What a Dummy!" He adds that to every voice-over he does. I wonder how many of those he's forced to do. I wonder if he can sleep at night.
single self inflicted gunshot wound to the head
This is like a parody of terrible "high concept" sitcoms, only...it actually is one. :sinister theremin musical stinger:
I think I vaugely recall seeing this as a child. It wasn't any better back then.