"Resolving conflicts with your brain and your bottomless well of scientific knowledge is for liberal sissies who get their families murdered and raped."

Walter White?

I really love that it's completely acknowledged by everyone involved that solving problems without killing people is "liberal sensibility" and the only argument is over whether or not that's disgraceful.

Its fun to watch the pilot episode and see him using an AK-47 (or that one gun that passed for AK-47s on shows like the A-Team)

Actually, if you watch the show, MacGuyver is a sick fuck. He won't shoot someone in the head, but will maim, crush, burn, electrocute, poison and drown his victims.

Ironically, this Batman dialog was written by Frank Miller, though it was before he (publicly, at least) became a right-wing nutjob:

"A gun is a coward's weapon. A liar's weapon. We kill too often because we've made it easy... too easy... sparing ourselves the mess and the work."

One of the things I like best about the "Grayson" comic -- where Dick Grayson is working as a spy for a shady organization -- is that every now and again he gets his hands on a gun, and he just throws it like a batarang. Completely wrecks the other guy every single time.

If only the series "24" had ever existed!

Thanks to that socialist Mark Twain, every genre series has done an episode like that at some point, justifying it as a Connecticut Yankee homage.

One time Iron Man went back to Camelot only to find out that Doctor Doom had gone there too and Doom had become besties with Modred and Morgan Le Fay and Iron Man was forced to remain sober for three whole hours in order to stop their plans.

And what does Mark Twain do? He just sits there with his buddies on the Starship Enterprise, collecting his fat MacGuyver Camelot Episode royalty checks.

Fucking welfare queen.