"No sporting shoes. They're not necessary."

Well there's a shock.

He'll rock watches that cost a mint, but can't be bothered to even invest in a pair of burgundy wingtips for variety? Son, please.

Oh, and that's right about men with boat shoes. I have two pairs, red and green.

That painting of Archie during the opening credits never fails to make me snicker.

If this is how he reacts to reading some random article online, I'd imagine if he ever thumbed through a cosmo his head would explode.

He's so materialistic he is almost a caricature of himself.

Auto 5 for Archie. He's sort of like Frankie (the guy who does the severe weather advisories) but in a bitter, maligned kinda way.

I hear his front tuft always points towards Mecca and his side part aligns with the Euphrates.

I am completely unable to tell where the character ends and the man begins. Always 5.