Sanest Man Alive Exactly how the fuck do you plan to haul that thing in after you whack it in a drive-by boomeranging, Sailor Goon?
These idiots make dynamite fishing look restrained and sensible.
SolRo These fish are the fire ants of water, nothing is cruel -enough-
BorrowedSolution Fish. They cain't think, they cain't feel, they cain't contemplate their own mortality. I say exverminate every last one of the bastards and never look back! And these here ones are an invasive species! They's just a bunch of wet-back freeloadin' foreigners and it's up to us freedom-lovin' arms-bearers to stand up for what's w...right!!!!
Oscar Wildcat He's not even throwing the fucking boomerang, just clubbing the fish with it. Why not use lawn furniture? Or a grandfather clock?
Sadly, these guys taste pretty bad, or there'd be bastards out there with fishing nets strung across the bow.