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Desc:Knock, knock, glock!
Category:Crime, Classic TV Clips
Tags:guns, Glock, penises, vaginas
Submitted:wtf japan
Date:12/19/13
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Comment count is 21
jreid
It's cute how they got around portraying her shooting him in the chest.
Hooker
Someone knocking on my door? Better get my gun!
Hooker
Honestly, the idea that someone knocking on your door should instantly terrify you is one of the most insanely fucking infuriating things I can think of.

I remember once, when I knocked on a neighbor's door in a sealed apartment complex because they left their keys in the lock outside the door. I knocked once, made sure to stay in the eyehole view, nobody answered. I knocked again, and there was a frightened "Who is it?!" I said that I lived on the same floor and noticed their keys were hanging off their door as I was going out. There was some murmuring, so I just walked off to the elevators a few feet away (still within the keyhole view). The door squeaked open and they quickly grabbed the keys, apparently terrified of 160 lbs t-shirt and jeans me.

theSnake
Wow are you retarded? This happens all the time but its a dog bites man story. Wow why is a single woman living alone scared of me knocking on her door, Im just a sceevy looking dude she doesn't know. Check your priv

Hooker
Oh, shit. I just got theSnake'd!

Gmork
I have known a few people whove had scary, black-masked criminals bust down their door with shotguns and pistols, beat the shit out of them, take everything of value, destroy the rest and stomp an animal.

But sure, keep criticizing people who live in a worse area than you for wanting protection. Guns are silly, just use your SWORDS! I'm sure you neckbeards have a nice wall collection to fend off intruders with.

It's not about thinking this thing happens all the time and to anyone, this is about people having the right not to be raped murdered and killed in their own home, which, believe it or not, HAPPENS ALL THE FUCKING TIME ALL OVER THE WORLD.

Hooker
Every knock on the door could be RAPE AND MURDER! You need to be TERRIFIED OF EVERYTHING! You need to BUY A GLOCK!

SteamPoweredKleenex
"I have known a few people whove had scary, black-masked criminals bust down their door with shotguns and pistol..."

I'd love to hear the details, seeing that whenever you bring a gun to a break & enter, you've just incurred attempted murder charges. Did your pals tick them off or were in some other way involved with said criminals, because random B&E with shotguns is rather rare.

badideasinaction
Very polite of the attacker to warn her repeatedly that he was there to break down the door.
Raggamuffin
Criminals wait until you are home and always knock on the door and make sure you are ready for them before breaking in.
SteamPoweredKleenex
In the midwest, there were a lot of burglaries that expressly made sure the homes weren't occupied before breaking in and stealing everything. They just had a cover story for why someone was on your porch, knocking on your door (asking to mow the lawn, soliciting for charity, etc.). Any homes without occupants were then targeted.

memedumpster
It takes mental damage below and beneath the call of God's own triggerloving Jesus to own a Glock. Other gun nuts have no respect for them and see them as worse than liberal black female Federal agents. No one sexy owns a Glock.
theSnake
Yea I guess thats why all cops carry them everywhere, what a gay gun

memedumpster
You're like the Glock of Gmork.

The Mothership
o god, I totally thought that old police captain was about to rape that poor man after strapping him down.
theSnake
Did you really not recognize who that was or are you a fucking millenial

theSnake
I just want to say I don't own a gun but your comments are fucking making me want to buy one so far
That guy
anger over words is making you want to buy a gun???

....great

Adham Nu'man
THIS IS WHAT GMORK ACTUALLY BELIEVES!
Koda Maja
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Meatsack Jones
While I have no problem with people having guns, how many people would actually have enough training and sense to keep their finger along the guard, keep it locked up safely, and ID their target before "AIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!! *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*"?
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