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everything seems so slow compared to russian dash cam crash vids
|The Mothership |
Stupider, yes, because there is some semblance of law and order in the USA and we have far better roads and traffic laws.
More exciting, dangerous and preposterous? No fucking way.
|infinite zest |
USA: "HOLY SHIT DUDE FUCK MAN YOU OK?!?!"
RUSSIA: "... I'll take a left now. What exit do we take again comrade "
Most of the reactions in Russian dashcam videos are cursing of some sort, we just don't feel that a broken bumper requires freaking out.
|infinite zest |
They just always seem so calm, like "I am 5 feet from certain death and am now annoyed because I have to fix my bumper"
It's a cultural thing. We have centuries upon centuries worth of ancestors that would call us massive pussies for freaking out over anything short of nazi-made, US run, zombie Stalin army led by the ghost of gangis Khan.
With the exception of the 4:00 mark, I call shenanigans on this "stupider than russia" malarkey. Most of the people in russia seem to randomly push on the gas and brake pedals or jerk the steering wheel at random every once in a while. Some of them didn't even have any obstacles in front of them, and still managed to fly off the road.
4:00: that guy must've had his head decapitated or something...
The scary thing is, we could be driving within accordance of the law, and some idiot could crash into us because of their dumbassery.
No tanks and jets, no tumbling cows, no roads rupturing, no cars getting trapped in trolley lines... yeah I'd call these "stupider" in the same line as "boring" and "dumb"
1:15 - That asshole who isn't in the turn lane but decides to just stop all traffic behind them until they're able to illegally turn, instead of just FUCKING GOING FORWARD UNTIL YOU CAN FIGURE OUT A ROUTE TO BACKTRACK AND TURN LEGALLY pulls their illegal shit, and gets hit by a cop! Delicious.
3:00 - Should have had The Blue Danube playing
Multiple instances of when traffic slows in the left lane because there's no turn lane and someone needs to make a left turn, so some asshole pops over into the right lane and passes at full speed, and it causes a catastrophe.
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