Cursed -3 Beret of Abstinence

BUT REALLY, I was hoping this was a history of D&D through 12 actual D&D treasures. Like the first appearance of the Bag of Holding, and how the Relics of Vecna happened to arise, etc.

BUT NO, it's like boring history of boring nerds who invented an interesting thing history.

That's exactly what I was hoping.

God yes, Baleen. I was worried it might be some twee thing like bags of holding or whatnot. Instead it delivered with the horror of 70's era ubergeekdom. Gary Gygax, for fucks sake! Index cards! Lead figurines!

Oh goddammit. Well, at least I don't have to watch it now to be disappointed.

I thought this was going to be Bags of Holding, too. But this is actually even more interesting. Who would have thought that some Mid-Western nerd's sheets of notebook paper would one day become priceless historical artifacts?

I was extremely disappointed this wasn't backstories of such things' creation, but yeah, this was good too.

That's only one card.
Where is the Deck of Many Things??

I had such high hopes for the Braunstein tag...

hmmm ...

You can hate on him for being gay, just don't beat him up or deprive him of his civil rights.

Nahhhh, apparently being gay isn't a choice. This guy could conceivably be less of a dweeb. Losing that Takei Beret would really help his cause.